You give the ticket away at work

There's this cute but horribly withdrawn emo girl you work with. She wears dark clothes but she has a glittering mind. She is always talking about gaining raw experience by traveling the world anytime and pretty much anywhere she can. This all started as a little girl when her father took her to Uglavaria to see her grandmother. This sparked a fevered interest in going places. You ask her if she wants the tickets. She leaps up and hugs you in joy. Two weeks later she is back at work from her vacation. You ask her how it went. "Anyone else would have hated the whole thing, but I found it amazing and interesting. Hey, I'm going on a space flight to Planet Blue this summer. Would you like to go? I have a uncle who books space flights he can get us there with free tickets". Her enthusiasm and that warm hug are infectious so you agree.

Cannible Motherfuckers by Toxicola.