You get laid off

No squirrels left in a three hundred mile radius to kill. The ones remaining are cautious about starting up another man rodent skirmish and they no longer waylay park goers. Peace has broken out so you are layed off. But you receive three months of pay checks so allow you the financial boost to find a new job.

1. If you get a job at the airport and clean up your drug use
2. If you wish to become a Master of Bowlbetterology
3. If you inheret money from your rich uncle
4. You get a job at the cryogenics lab
5. mop boy at the adult book and video store