If you inherit money from your rich uncle

You have a message on your answering machine when you slump home from work. You hit the play button and you plop onto the couch like a old dieing lap dog. A lawyer informs you that your old rich right wing uncle Sherm Bates has passed on. You are part of the will! You head off that way to be part of the reading of the will with the rest of the family. You hate most of the rest of the family. You hated your old uncle as much as he hated you. You are banished from his home so it surprises you that you make a appearance in the will. You put on clothes that although crappy are your best. You and your relatives, most of whom you have not seen in years gather around as the lawyer speaks. Everyone is given a mug of hot coffee, good coffee! Your mean old uncle has left a sum of forty million dollars to be divided among eleven chosen family members and the servants, who get ten million each. Now here's the Uncle like catch. Anyone wanting the money must stay in his creepy mansion for two weeks with the rest of those in the will. If anyone dies during this time, the money is divided among the rest of the family and the servants. If everyone dies the money goes to the Club the Seals Foundation.

• 1 You talk with the family and servants in the stately living room
• 2 You start getting settled into the mansion
• 3 You get drunk
• 4 It seems the place may be haunted
• 5 You explore the mansion
• 6 There is a terrible storm and the power goes out

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