You get fired

They frickin fire your ass for killing four retards and putting the rest in the hospital. You are upset so you go to the bar to drink it off. You drive you in both lanes when its closing time. You get pulled over by a former co worker officer. He beats you up like a common law breaker and arrests you. Its a six hundred dollar fine and six months probation for you now.

• 1 If you head over to the library to start a website called My penis.com
• 2 If Eris blesses you by unhinging reality
• 3 If you attempt in invoke the meth Demon
• 4 If you inheret money from your rich uncle
• 5 If you do experiments on animals for kicks
• 6 You get into movies