Hell its late at night is the silent peaceful country. That farmer is going to be deep in his sheep shit dreams by now and I'll just take the egg picking machine away along with his truck and I shall have all I ever wanted! This machine is the greatest thing ever! You hot wire his old school truck as quiet as you can. You don't know how to hot wire anything that came out after the mid 1970's but this is a 64' model kept up pretty well. Its easy. The farmer dreams on as you start up his truck and you head over to unplug the egg picking machine from its wall socket. Soon as you do his alarm clock mp3 player blares a Kyle Deerbone song called "Countrys going to kick some ass". You grab the machine and sprint for his truck. The farmer leans out his window with a shotgun and blasts you in the chest as you are getting into the cab. You are on the ground bleeding and trying to breathe out of ripped up lungs. He watches you die and then he buries you in a old dried up well out back.
The End