You decide to wisely invest your money in a Maserati

You pick out a wonderful star blue Maserati. This is a classic model with all the trimmings. And you get it cheap because it's rumored to be haunted by the ghost of its former owner Kyle Deerbone. You are grinning like a rich kid during the xmass unwrap as you drive this treasure off the lot. You bump up the speed to 120 on the freeway and you get pulled over. Its a 200 dollar ticket for that one. Oh well, you had to celebrate dammit!