The science programs offered by Fnordham are some of the worst in the country. Their educational curriculums for science students are notoriously archaic, requiring students to study subject matter that is completely obsolete, and, despite generous grants from the Crumps, their experimental equipment is dated and, quite often, broken.
Your interest, however, was never in the school itself, or even the Libvil scene. Since a young age, you have been fascinated by ancient cultures, their rituals, and their religious experiences. Your recent discovery of a book on the disappeared Infictites turned interest to obsession. For you, Fnordham meant access to the lands they once walked and cultivated their mystical Valuga root, nothing more.
And tonight, after many under-the-table payments to local channels, all your interest may pay off: a Crumpatako man has given you a large root, claimed to be the real thing, and now you are ready to confirm if it is real.