You are a street fightin' man


Can there be anyone in the world who loves to fight as much as you? You think not, and prove it every day by getting into fights with everyone you come across. You'll bare-knuckle box with punks and priests. You'll kick-box people in queues so you don't need to stand in line. You're such a good fighter that you don't carry any money, knowing you can just rough up school-kids for their lunches or house-wives for their grocery money.

No one can stop you. No one dares! HA HA HA HA!

  1. Someone steps up and dares to stop you
  2. You fight Death to the death so you can live forever
  3. You try out for the baby boxing league