You are Santa himself

Our story starts long ago in the country of Ungstropt in northern europe. A cold empire in the coldest part of winter. That's where you are abandoned by parents too poor thin and feeble to go on. They freeze to death on the streets that night. The iron willed leader of this empire Votto Von Phelt is brought the baby by one of his soldiers when its found crying at the vast reinforced door. Phelt orders the baby fed to his hungry dogs.

• 1 Wolves attack the soldier on his way to the dogs
• 2 He pulls you on a sled and the rope breaks
• 3 You team up with a penguin misfit to survive
• 4 Like Jesus the next 30 years of your life are a mystery
• 5 The soldier secretly raises you himself
• 6 The dogs secretly take care of you instead of eating you

⤓ Bitter Black christmas 09 by the Shunting with Motely Howe