a couple days after your shag fest your penis head swells up and it stings to piss. You don't know what this is and you ask around. It's the bigger dick virus. It makes you sick for three days but your cock is permanently enlarged by two inches. While this may or may not matter, the word gets out and a few nurses ride your enlarged cock to try it out. That's better then o k.
⤓ The bigger dick virus by McFing Experience