Urinate on the vendor's rapidly-cooling body

You stand up and drop trou, grinning wickedly to yourself at the prospect of pissing on this jerk. Unfortunately the lamprey is still unhappy that you didn't share the LungFuck, and in the ensuing paroxysm of pain you cut your foot on a shard of glass, slip on the DrinkyBev and blood all over the floor, and crash to the ground. You wake up in the middle of pissing on yourself in short spurts. The lamprey is just playing with you now.