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The wheel turns
The wheel turns
. . .
Pages in category "The wheel turns"
The following 36 pages are in this category, out of 36 total.
A
A sudden searing pain in your groin causes you to fall off the counter
Appeal to the vendor's sense of charity
C
Crush up the CrystalDick lozenges and rail that shit!
CrystalDick
D
DrinkyBev
DrinkyBev Plus
F
Find some clothes
Find somewhere to buy another DrinkyBev
G
Go get some cotton candy
I
It is time to drink more than you have ever drank before
It's going to be a minute before you can move
L
Laboriously crawl over to the trash can
Let it all hang out
Licensed DrinkyBev Vendor
LungFuck
M
Make Love to the Vending Machine
P
Play it cool and use your legendary smoov talking
R
Raid the cash register, load up your pockets with DrinkyBev and cheese it!
Remove all your clothing
S
Smoke that shit like you'll die if you don't. Because that's probably true
Steal a man's topee to hide your genitals with
Steal the vendor's clothes and wallet
Sweet Christmas! It's Time To Get Fucked Up!
T
The CrystalDick was cut with ammonia or something, and now your brain is bleeding
The wheel turns
Try to con some ducats out of a passerby
Try to figure out where the hell you are
Try to get someone to lend you some dough
Try to smoke the vendor's hair
U
Urinate on the police officer
Urinate on the vendor's rapidly-cooling body
V
Vomit on your vomit
W
Writhe around on the ground and moan for awhile while you blast puke and hallucinate
Y
You know your urethral lamprey has firsts on any LungFuck you score
Your genitals feel like some sort of wasp tornado, but at least you're lit
Your going to be sick!!
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