Travel around selling snakeoil

The nuns know where to get the high supplies. They score peyote, marijuana, opium, and several lesser buzz plants that you cook into bottles of snake oil to cure what ails you. Snake oil tends to have endless variations of contents, and most bottles folks sell you are pure rip off. But your stuff is good, real good. You drink it all the time yourself. It is also 14% alcohol for added kick. You are having the time of your lives, riding in the wagon having sex with the nuns, getting high on the snake oil and making lots of money. You are renowned in the west. Folks follow you like a greatfull dead show. great times.