Some of the nuns are pregnant. This will not do. You shun them until they have they're kids and then you sell the babies to townsfolk across the lawless lands for extra cash. One of the mother nuns cracks from this and she shoots you in the temple with your six shooter while you sleep. The wound is fatal but it takes seven hours to die. The nuns toss you out of the snake oil wagon and they keep on rolling. The next nun-mom is going to keep her baby.
Rolling on singing the tomato God Hymn
The End