Tainted Crumpets?

Mrs. Headsworthy, of Simpso, Oregon stated her husband "keeled over after taking just one bite" of the new Brenicrumpets pastry snack food. Although the product had been widely anticipated, especially for its added vitaminal and mineral values, sales dropped to near zero after the gruesome death of Mr. Headsworthy.

"Never seen anything like it. I mean, the head was stuffed with this growth, almost like steel wool.", said Anastasia Hagia, local Coroner's assistant and paramedic.

We strongly suggest Simpso citizens take photographic evidence of any strange reaction to this food product.