Simpso, Oregon

Town of Simpso
Nickname(s): Simple
Country  USA
State  Oregon
Incorporated (town) 1959
Government
 - Mayor
Population
 - Total 1,355
 - Demonym Simpsoens
Time zone PST (UTC-8)
 - Summer (DST) PDT (UTC-7)

Simpso is a township on Lope Lake in the Custodio Valley of Infictive County, a few miles out from Hart Mountain and the famous Uzzi Hot Springs, noted in the music scene as the birthplace of the Simpso Orchestra (though the orchestra now operates out of Libreville).


Controversy

These gentle giants are often accused of being "Tweaker Squatches" by casual racists.

In recent years, Simpso has attracted a population of resident Sasquatchii; some extremists have suggested their presence is unwelcome, and insist on linking them with a burgeoning underground metamphetamine industry.