Reflecting on your faith, you decide that the bleakness and morbidity of the season clashes with your wardrobe, and you immediately renounce Hallowe'en. Too many capes and too much black lipstick for your taste, and you're pretty sure that you're allergic to pumpkins anyway.
The next few weeks are spent in an agnostic funk, slurping chocolate milk, watching religious programs on the television. Anything to pass away the whiles. Some people may find happiness in uncertainty, but deep inside your heart, the call of that one true, elusive faith still beckons. You can no longer resist the siren call, and immediately adopt a new belief! You are now...