Strange fairys watch you grow up

The night you are born four bright and somewhat irratating looking Fairys fly on a western wind to watch over you. Someone big seems to have a vested interest in you. But for good or ill?

• 1 You are a mutant raindeer
• 2 Your dad has a drinking problem
• 3 You get a job tasting sugar cookies for Santa to make sure they are not poisoned
• 4 You are somewhat of a misfit
• 5 Jesus comes back this year
• 6 You are somewhat of a misfit