You are just plain weird. You have a fucking Red glowing nose like a blinking beacon! You are into things the others don't care about like the music of composer John Cage. Every year after christmas the reindeer community has a dark festival where they decide who among them is not strong enough to survive and is therefor wasting resources. You are chosen by the whole group, even your parents. This means you are made dinner for Santa. You try to run but the whole village chases you down. Your legs fail and you collapse in a heap. Your broken legs are twitching. As you scream in agony you are stabbed to death by dozens of horns. Then they cook you into a nice steak and serve you to Santa. Santa Ho ho ho's with delight.
The End