Squirrel

Once named Ratty Sock, he later became known as Ratatat-tat when he began teaching other squirrels how to use fully automatic weapons, thus becoming quite posibly the most important player in this whole drama. The main foe of the great alarm yet vulnerable to dogs, cats, cars, and mean kids with B B guns. Most of us have at least seen this very squirrel, it's just that it looks likeany other squirrel one may see, hence not much special attention is payed to it by most... A time will come when it will be known as the great squirrel, the tree hopping rodent of love, the chewer of all that is wrong, and even "Kitty kitty" by a young girl with peach colored hair and heart, it will become a demigod and use its powers to change the world. It says in the bible, "And a squirrel shall knead them". Ritual nut storage, chattering incantations, a sharp brain with logic not of our kind, the magic rodents have populated our citys like fuzzy armies.