Tree hopping rodent of love

Sometimes in the midst of life things get carried too far. This is one of those things. This tree hopper was a mad fornicate known by many future tribes of squirrels as the great father, a true latter day saint. In the middle of a great battle, many ewoks lost their lives. This squirrel however stood in front of me wearing pants with a ratty sock for a penis sheath saying "I will protect your nuts, sir, don't worry!" When we made it back after the battle, I went to my princess to lay her while the squirrel went to the local tree tavern. When we talked the next day, he said "I thought I was the tree hopping rodent of love, but apparently you're known over the whole West Side of the Forest!"

See also The great squirrel