Someone is fucking with you

Damn it all...

Everything is going great! Your show is picked up and broadcast on satellite radio, you've got occasional guest appearances on other shows, and all this has led to your income increasing by 4%!

The only down side is that a regular crank caller is getting on your nerves, somehow bypassing through the call screening by acting as different people. This caller often asks "How's that wife of yours?" in his dark creepy voice, which goes over big with your audience but you don't like it any. Worse, that phrase "How's that wife of yours?" shows up in the newspaper, as background chatter in the supermarket, even in a John Wayne movie. It creeps you out so bad you start to self-medicate with hot chocolate and rum through each live show you do...

1. You start carrying a sharp stick to work with you
2. You bribe Farmland Security to find out where the calls come from