Lots of U F O sightings lately
The newspapers are full of local reports of U F O sightings. Your brother says he saw one on his way home from the graveyard shift at his job. You have not seen one yet but you are curious and you are spending more time checking out the skys. Meanwhile everyone's talking about them. The Liberals think they are U F O's so they are wearing tin foil hats for protection from mind control. The conservatives think its "Commie Faggots" with advanced ships that can out run our fighter planes before they can shoot them down.
- You beat someone's ass for haveing a different theory than yours
- You feel the whole world is about to change
- Where did that surgical scar come from?
- You see a U F O late one night
- abduction
- Invasion
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U F O by the Energy Drinks