You eat three grams of the best shrooms you have ever scored. You are hanging out with Carney and going into insanely deep mind states. When you go to the bathroom you are abducted by aliens. You see only a strange blinding light that your friend later reports not having seen. Next thing you know you are on your back on a spiral with bright pure white lights. A crew of aliens are doing surgery on you. You are returned back to your home on a beam of pure white light. Your friend thinks your just tripping when you tell him, but your asthma is now cured and those migraines have gone away to stay.