Jessop Crawdidy always dreamed of being a Country Music star ever since he was a baby and watching Kyle Deerbone on the Nashville Style Show. But his only real talent was that he was semi-good looking and had a fantastic ass. Deerbone showed him that No talent and a nice ass can land you on top in the country industry so he made his bid. He gigged a lot played with a few up and coming bands and finally had a big hit song with "Slap my Country Ass Ma'am". Royalties from that track keeps up his trailer with no electricity in the middle of nowhere. The meth lab/home of a short duration star. Crawdidy drank too much beer and snorted too much coke to keep up his semi-good looks. When he dropped down to OK looking his career was over. No enough staying power to get over the hump. But you can still see him in his prime shaking his ass to a song about stomping Gay Arabs on Classic Country Videos.