In Infictive - XXXVIX

A review of events from the second week of November 2014. This week's instalment of IN INFICTIVE is brought to you by the makers of "Infictive County: The Game" -- don't just live the game! Play the game!

The mid-term elections have ended, and we are returned with another In Infictive for this Monday, November 10, 2014. There are 51 days remaining in this year of yours as we approach American Sunday Thanksgiving. Let us know your best chili pie, wild boar, and beef tongue recipes in the comments!

  • National Saxophone Day was marked by a major concert in Oblivion Park, bringing together a motley collection of local brass players who joined together in harmonious and soulful grooving, showing the residents of the fair city Libreville what their gleaming saxes could do. The Mayor himself opened the show by telling the crowd: "If you don't believe in the power of the sax, get the fuck out of here." Only fifteen people were arrested during the entire event, down from twenty-nine at the previous concert in the park.

  • Were the streets of Libreville haunted by ghosts on parade during the twilight hours of November 5? No one knows quite for certain whom the black-clad marchers up Main and down Elephant were representing, only that their blank white masks and brass bells caused quite a terror among the late-night crowd, who flooded the police with alarmed calls about the town being overrun by evil spirits. Local authorities told the Reporter that they were looking into the matter, but did not have any information at this time.

  • Sanctioned raiders acting on behalf of Europol and the FBI conducted a swarming operation over the weekend, seizing prizes of nearly three thousand Bitcoins, along with hundreds of thousands in euros, gold, and silver from so-called "Darknet traders" over the weekend. These latest raids, along with other recent abductions of key figures in the trade, have effectively ended movement along the Silk Road 2.0. Any local customers awaiting shipments are likely to now find themselves out of luck.

  • Uglavaria on Saturday freed two American prisoners who had been held captive in the country. Lara Magos and Myron X were dumped out of a truck at the border and shooed away, according to the State Department. The couple had reportedly been attempting to illegally busk in the country, and had made plans to "give away their entire wealth of flowers and songs" to the poor.


Now for your Bieber Fever Report:

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Justin Bieber, communist revolutionary? Rumours are flooding in that J.B. has embraced Marxist-Leninism as his true calling, and is now directly engaged in "the great work of revolution, of the spirit and the mind, of the body and the People." Reports state that Biebs intends to abandon his pop career to bring down the capitalist system that he once "shamefully engaged with so intimately." We look forward to hearing more from Comrade Bieber in weeks to come.


So went your week In Infictive, and may your Sunday Thanksgiving be truly glorious. Join us again next week for all your In Infictive News as we approach the end of 2014.