If you watch PBS

You flip the television over to the P B S station. They are showing a documentary about the declining food stuff fish population on the east and west coast. Its kinda dry, but you like to fish and enjoy nature enough to watch anyway. Your office door opens and three big men step in. "May I help you?", You ask them innocently. "Yeah, you can get the fuck out of here asshole. We checked the files to find out why somebody was in this office and you hacked your way into this job. Forget getting a paycheck, leave quietly and you won't get hurt". You admit you are here not from being hired but from hacking the system. They escort you out. That sucked!

• 1 If you go to the downstairs "Forbidden Books" section
• 2 If you wish to become a Master of Bowlbetterology
• 3 If you attempt to become a human agent of the Volery of Birds
• 4 If you drive over to the nearby church
• 5 Find a car, hotwire it, and start heading south
• 6 If you watch the TV between naps