If you walk out in frustration

You rip up the page that you were reading and you stomp out of there, not bothering to shut the door. This asshole thinks the earth once was covered in intelligent potatoes, he don't fucking know shit!

• 1 If you go hitchhiking now
• 2 If you hate the world and you don't want to exist
• 3 You win a Strayhound bus ride to Bubbling Vomit Land
• 4 If you challenge a best player to a pool cue lance joust
• 5 If you get that tuna fish and cult spread sandwich out of your cooler and eat it
• 6 Endless Rooms