If you challenge a best player to a pool cue lance joust

You challenge, Arcata Bill, an alleged legend of the game. You walk up to him and you peel off your silver glove, you slap him with it and then drop it to the floor, you then turn your back and chalk up your stick. The locals are ending they're games and pushing the tables together into a long straight line. You jump up onto a table at the end of the line and you swing your sticks in dangerous arcs and strikes, the people gather around in a circle, Bill must face your challenge or leave in shame. He gets his stick out, chalks it with a chalk that also contains 7% cocaine, and 16% ground pearl. He kicks a chair over to the table at the other end and he uses it to climb up. The crowd roars with excitement.

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• 1 If you run at Arcate Bill with your cue stick low, trying to knock him off his feet
• 2 If you sprint fowards with stick high, trying to catch Arcata Bill in the face
• 3 If you close your eyes and use the force
• 4 If you cheat
• 5 If you go all death moves
• 6 If you try to use Bill's attacks against him