If you decide to pray to Eris instead

Rather than fall to your knees, which is just silly, you pull your jeans and underwear down to your ankles, and you spin around wildly, chanting her name and asking for her aid. The heat of the day recedes and a cool rain begins, feeling great as it caresses your "bad parts."

• 1 If you continue whirling around and chanting, despite the gathering onlookers.
• 2 If you get embarrassed and run away
• 3 If blessings rain on you
• 4 If somebuddy calls the cops
• 5 If you Rage against the machine
• 6 If Eris blesses you by unhinging reality