If you continue whirling around and chanting

You bend low, rub your cock n balls, stand straight up chanting the holy name of Eris, you dip a imaginary pardner, you moonwalk up to a stop sign and rub your butt against it. Good times, good rituals! The rain feels like heaven! It makes you feel washed clean, body and soul.

• 1 If you do random things for Eris
• 2 If you go check to see if Eris filled up your gas tank
• 3 If you attack the shocked crowd for Eris
• 4 Eris descends in person
• 5 You rub your genitals against car windows while while wait at stoplights
• 6 this converts the crowd and they join in with you