If you become a disciple of the CArney

The ritual begins, you and Carney drink gobs of beer as a sacrament and he shaves one side of your head bald. You see the future! It's a dark one, with fascist governmental take over and homeland security burning witches. That said, you have become Carney's side kick

• 1 Your and Carney put down the local squirrel menance
• 2 You and Carney take on the Time Traval Nazis
• 3 You and Carney form a band
• 4 You and Carney do a western T V series for free beer and chicken
• 5 If you go to the downstairs "Forbidden Books" section
• 6 The two of you act to rid the west side of the forest of squirrels and midgets