If you attack the police in a suicidal fury

With the sirens approaching from behind, you cuss and spin around, eyes blazing with rage. The car stops and two officers step out with they're hands touching the guns hanging from they're hips. "Freeze and drop the rock!", One of them demands, instead you fling the stone, it strikes the man on the shoulder and he cry's out in pain, the other officer draws his handgun and trains it on you.

you rush forwards screaming "Fuck your mama!", two shots strike you in the chest the first hits the heart the second collaspes a lung, you fall sputtering and coughing blood, the officer that has not fired yet pulls his gun and emptys his clip into your torso and you fall to the ground, now dead

The End

But you do not stay dead. You are too good for hell but far not good enough for heaven. You are born again to grow up in Harney County.

• 1 You are in the band Red Mullet Traid
• 2 You are in the band Ignatz Wanders
• 3 You join the Mackabee 6, a McFing6 cover band
• 4 You join the underground band FUCK
• 5 You do spoken word bits with you synth in the background
• 6 You join the Harney County Orchestra