You are in the band Red Mullet Traid

You grew up in Applebrook. Every young man had a mullet and a guitar when you where a child. You heard southern rock, Van Halen and Kiss constantly during those formative years. But life and meth have warped you a lot by now. You couldn't play in a guitar rock band and sound like those bands. Neither could the freaks you hang out with. You all grow mullets though. You dye them bright glaring red. A tight band of good friends. Look out planet world.

⤓ Rangers by Red Mullet Triad

• 1 You get a gig at White Ass Cracker's
• 2 You play live at parties
• 3 Get up money to cut a couple demos in Libreville
• 4 You get a job writing reviews of the local music scene for the city newspaper
• 5 SEx drUgs and Rock n rOll
• 6 The world looks out