If you are still holding out

You stand steadfast in front of your dice. "Why do you need them anyway? Are you not a god?" you ask.

Jesus tries to edge around you to get at your beloved collection...

• 1 If you pretend not to notice Jesus in trying to steal your dice
• 2 If you slap Jesus
• 3 If you run with your dice
• 4 If you challenge Jesus to a fist fist
• 5 You trip Jesus

What happens next? Edit the wiki to add some options...