If you slap Jesus

You act without thinking, you send a whistling slap to the jaw of Jesus. But the slap never makes it there, the righteous sword of a guardian angel slashes forth and severs your arm at the elbow. The arm flings spiraling away, you really put a lot of energy into that slap, now you are staring in horror at your arm as it gushes pulses of blood.

• 1 If you trade Jesus your dice for your arm back
• 2 If you fight the guardian angel
• 3 demand your arm back right now
• 4 let your blood spray fall onto the white white robe of Jesus