If McFing goes on a bender

Andrew starts his day as usual with a trip to the toilet for a long piss, then to the frig to grab a beer to refresh his lacking buzz. Today he goes much further. Within being awake a half hour he has finished eight beers and smoked a large joint, he is now popping open another beer. He gets a bag of Kratom out and he makes a strong tea with it, while guzzling his current beer. He goes into his chest of drawers and gets out that vial of gritty brown Kanna he has ordered off the internet, he has mixed it with thirty percent cocaine, Andrew snorts a half line into each nostril. By now his beer can is dry, he wobbles to the ice box for yet another one. The Tea is ready!

• 1 If it's some cocaine next
• 2 If it's some mushrooms to top it off
• 3 McFing chills out and watches some T V
• 4 McFing freaks out
• 5 If theres a blackout
• 6 If McFing hikes towards the abandoned graveyard