McFing has been drunk or at least tipsy for three days solid, including all of his sleeping hours. Now he is out while walking. Holding a bottle he got somewhere along the way. His brain pulses with a primal intoxication his ancestors knew in ancient Scotland. He preforms incredible acts such as taking a fifteen minute piss. He falls onto his face while crossing the street in front of a police car. He gets up, sees the car and he takes off running straight down the street. The cop chases him and McFing out runs the police car, on foot! The next day he wakes up on his front porch. His shirt is torn up and he has dried blood on his knuckles. He remembers nothing of the last day and a half.