Hide somewhere in terror

You go down in the basement in total darkness. You hide in a corner and tremble with fear. You remain there for several hours. When you go back upstairs every window is broken. You call the cops. They come overlook around take a report. You file an insurance claim and it pays off for twenty thousand bucks! You are glad your window was broken. Your cousin Erl fixes them for seven hundred bucks and you buy a couple guns and some camera surveillance equipment.

1. Late night surveillance
2. go to the Library so as to start up a web site named MyPenis.com
3. train the cameras on your neighbor's windows
4. open carry your gun hoping for trouble, yearning for a chance to use it legally
5. Patrol your yard with your guns
6. things calm down, weeks pass