Patrol your yard with your guns
They got to get past your full clip if they want to fuck around. That's the new way. You march around your yards, front and back holding your rifle. Your handgun jiggles at your hip, actioned back, safety on,. Days go by. You are burning calories and getting lots of sunlight. No one is fucking around. You patrol most of your free waking hours. Or you read books on your front porch with your weapons in easy reach. You feel you have this under control now. No more trouble.