Coin My Jolt

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Don't buy anything that won't let you face fuck it first thing in the morning.

Laughter may be the only totally effective act of post-gnostic intention displacement, but a lot can be said of secondary methods like jumping into an ice cold swimming pool or lake, screaming and throwing a fit, or even grabbing live bare electrical cables with your hands.

Consultation of the Lemegeton is not advised for wannabees and first-level agents.

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