Christmas might not happen this year!

Things are looking really rough this christmas. Santa is banned by most countrys. The Grinch's terrorist network is taking out whole toy factorys. Often times the people are too poor and the kids are too bad to deserve presents. You are a red nosed reindeer named YouDolph. This is the fucked up poisoned world you are born into.

• 1 You are born in a nice raindeer house in freetown
• 2 You are born in the war torn area of the southern ice cap
• 3 Strange fairys watch you grow up
• 4 You are thrown out of home early in life for eating Amanita mushrooms
• 5 You are a famous reindeer
• 6 You live in the dee-light-full Santa's village where it is always the Christmas season