So you flick over to the National news. Big fucking story! Country music super-star Kyle Deerbone has been murdered live on stage! You hate that cocksucker's music and augmented ass. You cheer with joy. The assassin was not caught but a few suspicious looking Men in the crowd got beaten ruthlessly by angry mob. Seventeen cops where injured and over three hundred arrested with the riot police moved in. The gun used was recovered but stolen before it even hit the evidence room as a brand new historic artifact bound to sell for big money