True, the sole purpose of the Intertube is to talk shit, but if you don't even know what strain of virus you're spreading you're going to infect yourself and those around you negatively. Then again blind self-destruction is probably looked upon as a mark of greatness in your social circles. You shouldn't deny that violence is an inescapable part of life, but don't worry so is denial, avoidance, and cowardice.
All you have to do is say BIHACHO TABANEKA TENFEMET then pump the plastic cylinder to inflate your new synthetic lover! Lubrication sold separately. Manufacturer not responsible for self-castration.
Part of me kind of prefers pedophiliac phonies to slanderous armchair ontologists. Luckily it ain't the part of me in proximity to you.