A very early morning phone call



You are awoken from that horrible nightmare by your cell phone! Phew! It is playing your favorite emo rock tune on its ringer. Wait, man, what kind of asshole is waking you up at this hour? You check the ID, but you don't recognize the number; they get the voice mail treatment. Let the machine do the work for you.

Zzz...

Back to sleep now....


  1. You hear someone screaming on the other line
  2. A few hours pass
  3. A automated government message
  4. The only message is horrible screams
  5. It's Motely Howe's little brother, Elvis Howe!
  6. It's Billy McFing