Everything you believe was put there before you were fully conscious of language.
Did you know that the Poldaki, allegedly "aliens" from "Planet Blue", are actually just the second-stage of the original Mollkin gene-splicing project, designed to create a humanoid slave race? They were engineered on an island in the South Pacific. Sex tourism, fuck slaves, man. There is no Planet Blue! It's just an island. They fucking dose up rich tourists with DMT, and, presto. Cover-up, man. Total conspiracy.
Did you know that time travel is not only possible, but it happens all the time? They've known about it since 1888. 1888, man! You want to know what is really crazy tho? They just fucking kill time travelers all the time. No trial, nothing. It's against the law to time travel. You can look for yourself, too. It's on the books.
Did you know that you've never left Infictive County? Not once in your entire life. Everything you ever knew is lies. Except for the lies.