Taco Pop
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| Type | Carbonated vegetable drink |
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| Manufacturer | The Taco Pop Company |
| Country of origin | United States |
| Introduced | 1992 |
| Colour | Red E-160d |
| Variants | Diet, Extreme!, Energy |
| Related products | Burrito Beer Corn Cush |
The following is the most famous of A series of Taco Pop Commercials
Scene opens: A huge, ancient Mayan pyramid, naked men in feathers dancing to an eerie, serpentine, acid rock guitar.
Close up: A High Priest, blood shot eyes, high as a kite with an intense focus that makes him look like a devil.
Long shot from the back: An arm raises some sort of strange weapon we cannot see, as if to strike the sacrificial blow.
Quick Close up: The painted fingers are holding a bottle opener.
Pan Out: The feathered men in lines, each holding a bottle of Taco Pop in their hands, holding them aloft as the High Priest popping the bottle tops off. They cheer, drink, and the music takes on a mariachi festive tone, swelling. The soda is a red chilli colour, the liquid chugged by guys with large labres and bone piercings.
Long Shot: A pyramid shakes, set to the background sound of an earthquake rumbling.
Pan In: The top of the pyramid bleeding, gushing with Taco Pop, the feathered men splashing around in it like bikini girls.
Closing Text: "TACO POP: Quench your Hunger!"
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