Tell a Fhuck norris joke to her

You get up out of bed. She insists you stay in bed, but you tell her that you're fine. You get into a fighting stance and ask her if she's ever heard of Fhuck Norris. She denies and looks clueless. You explain to her who he is. You explain the hilarious inuendos of Fhuck and tell the joke like this.

Did you know that Fhuck Norris's roundhouse once ripped the fabric of space and time. (you do a roundhouse kick)

Suddenly the actual fabric existence of space and time is ripped like a plane losing air at 30,000 feet. Your spirit exists in a black void. Many, many universes can be seen. Everything is happening at any given moment. This is cool you think to yourself. You try to pick a reality that you could live with!

1. You are a driver in a Destruction Derby!
2. You are a police detective working homicide
3. You are creator of themeparks for adults: Sex, Drugs, and Rides!
4. You are the creator of the major hit Wik your Path to Adventure!
5. You live in the garden of Eden