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A review of events for the third (or fourth?) week of November 2012.
Today is Monday, November 26, 2012, marking 35 years since Vrillon of Ashtar Galactic Command's message to Earth via the Southern Television broadcast interruption. That will no doubt completely trump the rest of this week's reporting, but, nonetheless, here are a few further items of light interest:
- Pui Libertate, a Romanian-based gallos rights organization, has taken responsibility for a string of bombings of fried chicken restaurants across Eastern and Central Europe, and for the kidnapping of three poultry transport truck drivers. In a video statement, read by the hostages, the group called for the end of all poultry farming globally, threatening to continue and expand their attacks until their terms are accepted. The U.S. State Department has strongly condemned the attacks, pointing the finger at Ugla-Man as the main sponsor of the terrorist acts.
- Have you seen the Shit Ghost? In the past week, there have been multiple reports of a humanoid underground dweller of unknown appetites, said to pursue potential victims with arms wide open. The sightings of the "Hugging Poo Man" or "Shit Ghost" -- both names referencing the smell and appearance of the creature from the sewer -- are being made in many cities across the country, suggesting an elaborate hoax or promotional event for an as-yet unknown film. Some are not so sure, including local homelessness advocate Santo Kniola, who told us that he believed there are many such spirits who are now emerging in anticipation of the "great vibrational love transcendance". Maybe, just maybe, all the Shit Ghost wants is a little love.
- Construction workers replacing flooring at Fnordham University accidentally uncovered a huge collection of books, papers, and other media that had been stored under floor boards for decades. Among the rediscovered texts, now being catalogued and checked by library staff, were: "About the Aimless Boat Ride", a previously unknown Mystery X story; first edition copies of recently deceased author Fernando Vanorden's "Black Snow" and "Hunter in the Silk"; and "Fighting Gluttonous Crime Lords (and Doing It the Easy Way)" by an anonymous author. It is presently unclear how or why the boxes of media were stored under the floor boards, and faculty are baffled as to whom it might have been that placed them.
And so went the week In Infictive. May you be blessed by the supreme love and truth of the cosmos.
