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Agent Platypus:
Agent Platypus is number one of threats to the Government. His smutty sex romp cult is devouring everything descent in the country till all is stained with filth. You are to stop him once and for all. You drive deep into the porn district searching for leads. That's when a totally naked sniper midget lady shoots you in the head from three blocks away while fucking butt fucked by a hermaphrodite albino.
Á la Vôtre!:
The concept for Á la Vôtre! came about in a bar following a pro-FLQ rally that creator Nicéphore Fernand had attended, during which he had taken "certain creative stimulants". In an early television interview, Fernand said he "had always liked the idea of Cheers, a stupid American show about stupid people, always coming and going, having all these ridiculous problems of the common man. It all came together when I saw these very silly, absurd things really happening all around me."
After settling on his plot, Fernand negotiated a lease on a small, unoccupied tavern on the eastern outskirts of Valcourt, and transformed it into an imperfect copy of the famous Boston Bull & Finch: "The interiors we did from memory, or just watching reruns-- all the art and things were from these second-hand shops in Montreal or whatever. The exterior is nothing like in Cheers, so we don't film outside, except through these paned, dirty windows."
Diomedes Argyris:
Diomedes Argyris (1959 - ), mayor of Libreville, well known as a lover of the arts. Following his completion of high school at age sixteen, Argyris was the fine arts coordinator of the Libreville Community College; three years later he was elected mayor, a post he has maintained ever since. In addition to his work as mayor, he has played roles in two drive-in movies, both times as the snobbish British butler for a black super-cop in "Ghetto Juice" and its sequel, "Ghetto Juice 2". Diomedes's long term as mayor has frequently been criticized for his lack of action against the handful of pirate radio stations in the town and the drug-heavy annual Masked Halloween Festival. Conservative talk show host Pawn Hannity describes Argyris as the "liberal's liberal." In 2008, he announced he would be running for the United States Senate in the November election; he won a modest 6203 votes. He has since declined to declare whether he will run again. Dio
Anti squirrel termination team:
A squad of government payed squirrel killers. Employed to wipe out the local or perhaps even the national squirrel populations.
Awdis:
A small nearly resource-less desert country south east of Uglavaria. Often invaded by Uglavaria for its alliance with the Vegetable rights movement. A place of both mild summers and winters. A flowery kingdom only seventeen miles in diameter. One of the many break away republics who forget what country is was they broke away from.
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BabyMeth cola:
A product invented by Soda Man. This has no real meth, but it does contain 3% ephedrine and a triple shot of caffeine. It has been selling well thanks in part to photos of the rapper Tiglets drinking it at social functions. They claim that it causes kidney stones and migraine headaches in a disturbing percentage of users. Actually only 7% who try it have this reaction. In the end hundreds are scared away from trying your product, but hundreds turn to it to at least try it once. Money in the bank.
Kobe Beef:
Kobe Beef is the next big country music butt shaking racist talking icon replacing the late great Kyle Deerbone. He has the phrase "kill all fags and Arabs" Tattooed to his arm and he loves to wear sleeveless shirts to show it off.
Roth benton:
Roth is the drummer for the prison Satan rock band Clovenhoof. He has a criminal record for such acts as driving under the influence, assault and battery, spousal abuse, and possession of a sawed off shotgun and many drug arrests.
Bisney:
Bisney owns a huge number of retail outlets that sell soul food and balaclavas throughout the world.
Black Sun Mafia:
These bastards are after Immigrant the Alien, and won't stop until he's been taken back to Acirema. They stalk certain of us who are trying to break out of the wayitis into the wayitcouldbe.
the bohemian Image:
A sleek store for rich misfits. You have had your beady little eye on the black and red Cramps jacket with the phrase "Can your pussy do the dog?" on back. The cashier with several face piercings and bleached white hair. You browse the fetish mags.
Book of Ibo:
A magical tome that can only be used once per user. Opening the book sends the opener to a random alternative dimension. The tome stays put however.
Brush store:
A department store displaced in time. If you drive by where it once stood open, and just a abandoned and sealed building remains while the moon is right, it will be lit up and ready for business. That cute cashier with the dimply smile and the perky breasts, you can go there occasionally through-out your life and try to hit on her. Use different lines, approaches, it's the same scene, only your actions change the outcome. I have done some pretty outrageous stuff there, once you are out of the store and look but, it's boarded up and years later. He He, opportunity for some social experiments. I've gone in there and stole stuff, walk, or if I have to , run out and turn around facing the abandoned building. The goods still in my pocket. Next time I come back, could be years before I find it, I'll have a clean slate, I can do whatever I want and as long as I get out and turn around, it's years later again. Frozen in time, under the spell of The Great Vending Machine.
Harry Buck
your lifelong rival.
Bux:
When nearly all of the American tax dollars went to the war effort and the president's family's Ourland security companies they begin replacing dollars with Bux. A ultra-cheap easily copyable fat plastic coin system.
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cabbage burger:
A popular Infictive County fast food offering.
Caelestis:
Caelestis is a ghost agent of the Lenisker Corps, having been recruited following his self-ejection from corporeal form while on assignment for OSK, thereby overcoming his "inversion".
CarPo:
A form of martial arts directed against motor vehicles.
Ibo Cassins:
Ibo Cassins fought in the second American Civil war. This one was a uprising of right wing extremists against a democratically elected government. when the war ended with President Liberal made permanent leader Ibo went into government audits and records filing. He lived a goodly life as a bureaucrat with a wife and three kids. A dog named Hamster and a choco-cake for his birth day every year for the rest of his life.
The celibacy requirements:
Rodent Industries Employees have been issued a memo reading: "Orbital Control requires all active duty agents to adhere to taoist tantric protocols on the field in order to not fall prey to Lillan and The Skinless Seamstress. Continued violations or further write-ups may result in suspension via isolation in decontamination pods. Further violation and exposure to equipment, resulting in contamination thereof, may also additionally result in forfeiture of access rights. Please adhere accordingly. Thank You. - OC"
Chawville:
A mysterious playground of the rich centered around a old Indian stone structure in Chawville Oklahoma. Often referred to as the bohemian grove of the South. There is a Oklahoma urban legend about the existence of strange goat-men in the woods around Chawville. A town also known for it's main street drag races as part of a local holiday. The winner of the race is welcomed like a god by the crowd, but the losers brings weapons in they're hot rods such as baseball bats and lawn shears. They attack and kill the winner, who fights back as best as he can. Actually this is a holiday so old that they used to race like that on horse back and kill the winning horse as well. No one knows for sure if this is originally a native American or a European ritual. The folk there and in the general area have a vice of chewing this local swamp root. It is supposed to taste like blackened banana with a hint of stricnine. It packs quite a kick, a meth like rush that lasts for forty five minutes followed by a hour and a half of lethargy and blurred vision.
Chawville Junction:
A mildly succesfull opening act of the tour circuit. They opened up for Wylie Nelson , The BrokeRidge boyz , Tobe Beef , and the late Kyle Deerbone.
Childe Zygote:
When you are that young, You are made of jelly. A squiggly slippery thing of Pure Magenta, the lifeforce of Creation. A tiny cocktail shrimp on the Lolling Tongue of the Holyfuckwow, bursting into exuberant ferocity! When you are that young, You exist only in the Eternal Moment of Now. Nothing learned, nothing forgotten. A swirl of iridescent bubble.
Chris Titan:
PP2A seasoned Agent who has experienced things beyond explanation. Full of starry wisdom of ancient magiks and with the other hand of the fringes of science.
The Clock of Chaos:
Some say it may be the only thing capable of reversing the effects of the Great alarm amplification pattern through Fotemacus's domain. Many have sought it on perilous quest ultimately ending in sorrow as they felt the sore bruises from the clocky arms growing in their muscles. It's fabled spiraling gold arms are said to have no definitive location on the 13 hour face. Meditations on the tiny, clicking and churning sounds of the micro-cogs are rumored to temporally displace the listener. Odds are it has been discarded by previous madmen owners somewhere in the junk heaps of the scrapyards.
Common Order of Khcmk:
The Common Order of Khcmk is a small religious organisation, dedicated to the spiritual teachings of Therapon Mor, a Crumpatako religious revivalist. At present, membership seems entirely consolidated in the Infictive County region.
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Kyle Deerbone:
Kyle Deerbone, an openly racist Country and Western singer, better known for his augmented butt shaking than his song writing ability. Ladies all over the world loved him and believed what-ever he told them, much like the effect female singers of the time had on me. Kyle had a massively successful Ellon Truck commercial career as well. He convinced endless red necks and "Tough guys" to buy the vary gas guzzling Ellon trucks that stood so high that even other trucks on the are the stoplight corner could not see around them to see if it was clear to make that turn, many died. He was killed by Motley Howe back in 2008. kD
Defense Dust: A early defense technology from Rodent Industries that has seldom been improved on due to its mimicking natural processes that have evolved over centuries. It was accidentally discovered in the lab when a batch of study rats developed some very pernicious mites destroying the skin tissues at a very rapid rate. These mites were genetically patterned and then reproduced with nano technology. It is not lethal in-itself but is devastating to any sort of protective suit.
Destroy all Nuns:
a Bob Nustswell production. This is a controversial comedy about these Nazi like nuns who carry metal yard sticks and administer punishment on the wicked. Elms Scrholls, a man who is starting up a web site called my Penis.com. He comes in conflict with the nuns and a war breaks out! Its really funny and pretty damn popular. Makes lots of money.
Mike Ducharme:
Nowadays he wears a wild frizzy wig all the time. He dresses like Napoleon often, or in a gorilla suit without the mask. Don't ask.
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East Side of the Forest:
The East Side of the Forest is darker and more heavily wooded than their western neighbors, more brutish and uncivil to human interlopers. The Dragon Underground roam the hallowed forest byways of this cruel place.
Eco-jacks:
Eco-jacks or Ecological lumber jacks who only cut down certain trees that have died of natural causes and are not vital shelters for animals. They cut down far fewer trees but they keep logging sustainable and good for man and nature. And do they believe in global warming> Hell yes, that's their religion.
Gerald Ellon:
A credit to our extinction. A man loved by those he would enslave, because they love his ego, the way he won't take no for an answer. People just respect that. With the dollar's worth of primo cocaine that went up his ever hungry nostrils, he could have saved the world. Ge
Well known for the bloody fistfight with Donald Trump on the live television show The Greedies, a show he dominated for a season and a half. Mostly unknown, thanks to wealthy bribes, for the low point in his public profile when he slapped that little boy in the wheelchair who begged him for change for a pay phone on live TV. It took Ellon nearly three days, and lots of newsmen bribery, to spin that one into a whole different story for the public to believe: "Billionaire slaps crippled boy, here's the footage!" changed to "Turns out it was a drug addicted midget saying bad things about America, and brave Gerald put the little bastard in his place."
On top of his Oil company, Ellon is the owner of a truck company. Ellon trucks are the most gas guzzling things on the market, they make SUV's look like mopheads in comparison.
Ellon was in the inner circle behind three presidents. Rumor has it Ellon had one President put down for the protection of the sacred profits.
A primary mover of the Oil for the loyal
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Fake X going around. Don't buy any. It does nothing.
Ellon Oil Co:
The most well armed oil company ever known. At a large interest rate, they loaned the U S military the weapons they needed to invade and suppress Ijackelstan during gulf war seven.Members of the first level tactics squad recruit at grade schools, and really pretty boys might get to go to Chawville grove. And believe it, it's all about the money.
Endless Rooms:
A after death state that takes place in a world with literally endless rooms over a hundred billion at last count and there's no sky and there's no outside just endless floors, a non stop building stretching way beyond the mind of God.
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Farmland Security:
FarmLand Security keeps a glistening eye trained on mid-America. The total surveillance program started with this. With a ever increasing video eye they hooked up telephone poles, streetlights, public restrooms, and in time tens of thousands of houses. Bedrooms and restrooms were big favorites for government surveillance. Channel surfing private moments became an obsession among the agents. The director of FarmLand Security is Hands LoinDexter also the C E O of GreedTech and WaterCo, is a multi-millionaire on the books, and a multi-billionaire in secret funds. A terranaire in alien currency.
The Fat Men:
The Fat Men are infrequently appearing figments in the Key23 Hypersigil, the first two of them appearing during Pilot Red's reshifts. They would best be described as nightmarish phantasms, lacking the ability to cause any true physical damage, and so instead seeking to bring psychological harm and distress to Pilot Red. They are depicted as morbidly obese men, some suffering from abnormal physical maladies (including severe rectal hemorrhaging). It is likely that their appearance in these forms is wholly intentional, serving to induce apprehension and fear in the target of their malevolence. They first rippled into existence from the mind fluctuations of a man intoxicated off of Grolsch and watching a specific Simpsons episode in which Homer ventures off to find his middle name - only to become a hippy and prance about in a poncho. In his, Homer Simpson, free state of mind he mated with utter chaos - only to be birthed into this realm as a multi birthing phantasm.
FAR OUT WIZARD POWER:
(1961 - 2011), "the greatest magazine on the occult and alternative sciences ever produced", was the top introductory grade-level magic primer and kook science publication in the world. Some gifted children writers could submit magazine articles; Young Chris Titan supplied many bits for them, free of pay, but given full credits and a free issue per article. This magazine had two branch-off mags: Groovy Shaman and Hoodoo Stunts. In 2012 the entire staff of the magazine were disappeared.
Feces of Daath:
Feces of Daath was an underground video, released by Weed Scene Productions. The highly controversial DVD sparked outrage from the populace for its ghastly death followed by bowel explosion scenes. Most people apparently found the footage of car wreck death shots with the victims visibly and audibly fouling themselves offensive. It did, however, have a very popular cult following, especially among roving freelance thelema types. This cult spread quickly due to the urban legend attached to the movie: If you watched the movie and didn't show it to anyone, tell anyone about it, or have weird dreams about it after a week, you would become one of the scenes in the movie in 5 or 6 years. Unfortunately, no one ever cared enough to find out whether or not this is true. Weed Scene Productions became really big thanks to this film, and they've released endless sequels and related material on DVD and Beta-maxm including Shit deaths of the rich and famous In addition to the sequels, one lucky fan is chosen every year to be filmed for a future segment. They don't get to see the footage, of course -- it's far too late for that. "Pure shitophonic deathology", Dex Reed. Recent rumors have suggested that "Feces of Daath" is now being optioned for a potential TV series for CBS. FeceD
Feelies:
A popular line of clubs for your horny people. The first Feelies started in Ketjack back in 1982. In the mid 1990's the clubs had spread all over America. In recent years the Feelies chain have been having financial down turns. But the chain goes on. Felli
Fiction Suit:
This is a space where you become a different person, preferably one that existed before you were unborn.
The fisters:
No relation to The Anal Fisters, The Fisters were an odd group of men and women who got together in little round circles and told stories using only their elbow and and portion of the tongue. Some became so good at this "elbow oratory" that they could whip the Fisters into a frenzy of self-rape and worm flagellation, which as you know has been universally outlawed. A somewhat cross-eyed crusty group, it's membership is forced on the young until they too, become Fisters. Most people with any sense avoid the Fisters, although some just can't resist a jibe or two. Unfortunaly, this brings out the worst in the Fisters and they stomp the teaser into oblivion with their spiky snailskin boots. Fisters have they're own cable Tv channel, Fist This. They try to make the show as obtuse and enraging to outsiders as possible. The fisters were mostly killed off during the Gas Wars. Those who survived developed a new form of martial arts known as El-bow.
Fnordham University:
Fnordham University is a private university, originally founded in the 1930s as a religious college, financed in part by endowments from the Crump Family and under the care of the Society of Jesus. It has since expanded to include legal, liberal arts, and science programs. Enrollment at Fnordham University presently includes nearly 1000 undergraduate students and 400 graduate students. Fnordham awards bachelors, masters, and doctoral degrees in fields under its primary purvey.
Fort Lightning:
Fort Lightning Memorial Squat Fort Lightning (formerly a memorial for a dead electric company employee) was seized by Aphid and "Associate" Dec 24th 2008. It is currently a safe house for revolutionary fugitives but also functioning as a hydroponic tomato wholesaler.
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Gas Bandits:
A revolutionary force of disenfranchised Americans robbing oil barons for petrol to get to work with and a general revolt against the corporate elite.
Geburah Station:
An OSK-run radionic assault Tower comprised of a violent ether-ripping, four pronged computer-room cluster acting off a single broadcaster complete with, 5 large copper tesla coils, 3 mobieus coils, and 23 control bays for tuning, each capable of multiple inputs and 18 (and a hidden 19th)witness wells for mass hijacking or targeting in order to maximize data points of interfacing into the M-Data or attributing greater focus to fewer targets. The Tower is only capable of existing within the spectrum of The Red Machine Soul which serves it's purpose in the retroactive occult warfare programming agenda pivotal to the Inficon.Alstance Hyperengine. Examanition of documents in the estates of (now deceased) expert infictist secret chiefs have suggested this device may somehow be perma-linked to the Satan II & III Radionic Cluster through channels of matter obtained by DOR Pirates controlled by the Temporal Protection Racket.
Golden Montana:
Brewed by the same extended family for forty seven years. It became wildly available in 1987. Specials herbs gave it a small bit of extra kick and it's golden toasty flavor is a favorite for under age drinkers. It assumed cult status and sometimes challenges the major labels for biggest seller.
Gulf war seven:
Gulf war seven , By this time the entire war had to be fought with long range missile, Mollkins, and killbots. The entire middle being a radioactive slag poll with a surface of bubbling oil by now. On the edge of this toxic zone dead Mollkins are converted into fuel in sticky factory's run by robots.
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Pawn Hannity
Pawn Hannity is a smug fat headed "opinion provider" for Faux News. He along with other angry white men on the show tell American's what they're opinions are. Always far right and in favor of the rich elite he tells you to be.
Heistmas Eve:
"Or again, how can anyone enter a strong man's house and carry off his possessions unless he first ties up the strong man? Then he can rob his house." -Matthew 12:29
The Hellbilly Riders:
The Hellbilly Riders Motorcycle Club (HRMC) is a motorcycle gang originally based in Silver City, California, mainly active in North-Central California up through Oregon and Washington. Their insignia is a devil head with a great white beard and missing-toothed grin. At present, their President is Josiah Eldad.
Known for crimes along their roadway turfs. Modern highway men plundering tourists for their cash and toys. Other crimes include wild dagga trafficking, excessive public urination and aggravated acting like they own the road.
Helen Highwater:
A revolutionary gonzo journalist. She don't mind dieing to get the truth out there.
The Hole in the hole in the wall:
A tiny little club that is one of the sacred birthplaces of Mutant Jazz.
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The Infected Rat:
a hardcore mutant jazz core bar. Bikers, dopers, whores, and mutants hang out there. One of the more dangerous clubs in town. The infected rat club as a historical note was named thus when it was a abandoned meat packing warehouse in the mid nineteen eighties. Local punk rock bands and later industrial bands would play there and throw free concerts. Infected rats infested the place. Sick rats with disgusting oozy sores. They where all exterminated by the efforts of Less Cargel who bought the building and ran Libreville's main industrial rock club for some eight years. Irat
the Infict movement:
a new flavor of spontaneous stream of consciousness fiction that is as different in compassion to Early ragtime jazz to Be-bop. A new way of building word clusters much like bass tones in rap music. A power house of prose that leaves the reader beat up with ideas.
Infictive County:
Sayeth the X:
"The infamous artist center located in Oregon, USA. A gathering place for many bohemians and many hangers-on. Groupies, talent agents, and drug dealers are common spices to the soup. New music, literature, and art groups would spring up over night like mushrooms after rain. The "Grateful Dead" of this area is the venerable band, The sulty shifters." Infi
Infictive County Radio:
A underground radio station located somewhere in the Ketjack forest. Its plays mostly noise music and secondly Mutant Jazz
Infictive Hour!:
Wow! Its a one hour , minus commercials of Infictive County bands! The Andrew McFing 6 are playing now and after that its twenty minutes of Johny Mollkin!
Inkwell:
A all Mollkin Mutant jazz big band.
The Invisible Hand:
A deeply religious sect of Gas bandits. Stealing from the poor to benefit the rich it is, what else would it be? The religious symbol they held dear was a fat rich white man crucified to a dollar sign. They are well known for the street wars they fought against the visible hand, a french backed secret society. This article is not up to St. Snuff. The Visible Hand was having their 43rd convention and spirits were high. No one there expected what was about to go down... The invisible hand is a branch group of the visible hand, the latter group attended church every Sunday and gave caramel apples with razor blades out on Halloween.